Hello People!
I stumbled on this, it made me laugh! and I decided to share it here.
Just smile :)
Top 10 Sayings of Moms in the Bible
10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion.
You don't know where it's been!
9. David! I told you not to play in the
house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those
lessons!
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the
countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! I told
you never to play with fire!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going
to kill him some day! (like duh!!)
5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told
you, don't bring home any more strays!
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that
wine press again? Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)
3. James and John! No more burping contests
at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder!
(Mark 3:17)
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?! (He can't help it mum! heehaw!)
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And the number one is:
1. Jesus! Stop working on that old wood and
come in and eat! You'd spend your life on that wood, if your father asked ya
to!* (And He did, Halleluyah!)
Serious one here ------ * Please note that the word
"spend" isn't used in the sense of time, but in the sense of
"giving his all" "being poured out."
P.S. Last week I posted a flash piece on www.femmelounge.com ( a great online magazine for young women!) titled On The Brink: When Nothing Makes Sense.
If you haven't already, you can read it here http://www.femmelounge.org/?p=5091
I'm grateful to everyone who shared and left a comment. Thanks for the love!
Cheers!
6 comments:
I particularly like the one about Noah... a lot of children can easily relate to it!
Been a while, lady. Hope you're well.
Lol, I feel you on that.
Thanks dear. I'm doing great. I see you are too. Cheers!
LOL. Nice. Whoever coined them has a creative sense of humor. I especially loved #10, #7, and #1. Have a fabulous weekend dear.
Thanks Che :)
Enjoy your weekend!
Cheers
haaaa...I loved that bit about Judas sha..longggg time
@ Gretel! Lool. Been a while, yes. Trust you doing great.
Cheers dear.
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